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queefonyerbeef:

puckotg22:

wasitallsmokeandmirrors:

ruthlessbaderginsburg:

When he farts while you’re rimming him.

Lmaooo omfg

Lol! I can’t stop laughing!

HA!

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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occidentalthoughts:

Kind of want to wank. Kind of don’t want to be any more sweaty then I already am.

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gingahhh:

dear apple,

please stop autocorrecting “butthole” to “buttonhole”. I’m a faggot not a tailor.

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larvitars:

Artist: oki

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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I’m surrounded by nothing but drunk white people who look like they all not only shop at one store but also go to what I would believe is the only hair salon in a 50 mile radius. I just want to go home and play my game. Please just go be drunk without me.

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-huddles in corner to disappear-

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witchsistah:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

LAWD!

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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